January 11, 2008 at 12:40 pm | Posted in Link-o-rama, Quotes R Us | Leave a comment
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Albert Einstein – If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Fredrick Nietzsche – Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Mark Twain – Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Voltaire – The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
Plato – One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Winston Churchill – If you are going through hell, keep going.
Steve Martin – There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
Steven Colbert – I’ve always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?
Jon Stewart – We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There’s just one problem – it’s in North Korea.
Jerry Seinfeld – Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
Jay Leno – The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Rodney Dangerfield – Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Chris Rock – “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to
go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?”