7 X 7 = 49

April 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm | Posted in Meme | 7 Comments

No thanks to Ms Jaschocolate.

Seven dreams before death:
1. Own an English Manor
2. Get a PhD
3. Get a tenure-track job with a reputable University
4. Own a nice beach home
5. Do my great Trans-Siberian Adventure
6. Live like a king in Las Vegas for a week
7. Speak fluent Arabic

Seven things I can’t do in this lifetime:
1. Be able to speak 6 or 7 languages fluently
2. Get better grades in primary and secondary school
3. Understand animals
4. Be a saint
5. Marry my first love
6. Stop being a know-it-all
7. Be poor

Seven things that attract me:
1. A good sense of humor
2. Pretty face
3. Nice sexy voice
4. Something to hold on to (i.e. not skinny)
5. Ability to sayang me
6. Loyalty
7. Patience

Seven things I say:
1. Fuck
2. Uh Huh
3. Goddamnit
4. I see
5. You know
6. Why?
7. Hmmm…

Seven books that I love:
1. Dune by Frank Herbert
2. Oreintalism by Edward Said
3. Foundation by Issac Asimov
4. Freakonomics by Steven levitt and Stephen Dubner
5. Servant Leadership by Robert Greenleaf
6. The Rise and Fall of the Great Powers by Paul Kennedy
7. Anarchy by Peter Kropotkin

Seven movies that I’ve loved:
1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
2. Star Wars 4, 5 and 6
3. R&J
4. Moulin Rouge
5. Fight Club
6. De-Lovely
7. Blues Brothers

Seven tags:
1. Sandra
2. Prontip
3. LMD
4. Ah 9
5. Mandrake
6. Serendipity
7. Rational Neurotic

Kena Tagged

December 7, 2005 at 12:19 am | Posted in Meme | Leave a comment

No thanks to Weddy

HREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Gav
2. Gavin
3. Son

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. modernburrow
2. postmaster-general
3. xi1028

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My brain
2. erm… My brain
3. and… my eyelashes (ha ha you thought I would say brain)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My tummy
2. My little left finger
3. My little toes

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Singaporean
2. Chinese
3. middle class life

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. My temper
2. My lady love’s PMS
3. Squirrels

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Firefox Browser
2. Air
3. Water and Food

THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Boxers
2. White shirt
3. House slippers

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (currently, anyway):
1. I love you for Sentimental Reasons
2. I’ve got you under my skin
3. O Come all ye Faithful

THREE BOOKS YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING:
1. The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
2. The Undercover Economist by Tim Harford
3. Two only… I have no time yet…

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Turst
2. Love
3. Most importantly lots of cuddling

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I like to eat curry
2. I am a genius
3. I love my doggy

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Sexy Eyes
2. Nice figure
3. Sweet voice

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Blogging
2. Reading books
3. Most importantly… My lady love

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get my MA
2. Find a job
3. Be with my lady love

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. University Lecturer
2. Teacher
3. Diplomat

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Las Vegas
2. Alaska
3. Cancun

THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Andrew
2. Edward
3. Grand High Poobah

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE (at least, not immediately BEFORE):
1. Marry my lady love
2. Be a DINK (double income no kids)
3. Own a country home (NOT in Malaysia)

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I piss standing up
2. I fart all the time
3. I scratch my balls

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I can get into a hissy fit
2. I am anal (or so my lady love says)
3. That’s it…

THREE FEMALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Nicole Kidman
2. Renee Zellweger
3. Charlize Theron

THREE MALE CELEB I LIKE:
1. Will Smith
2. Johnny Depp
3. Jim Carrey

Mood: awake

I am…

September 22, 2005 at 12:41 pm | Posted in Meme | 1 Comment

I am the terror that flaps (farts) in the night

I am the fly in your oinment

I am the strawberry jam in your roti, kaya and gu you

I am the nut in your nutless chocolates

I am pain in your ass when you shit (a.k.a. piles) (ed: he actually take is seriously, his dad has piles)

I am the drool on your desk when you fall asleep in class (ed: happened to him before)

I am the guy that taller than you

I am the pimple that appears just before a big date

I am the corn in corny

I am the horn in horny (ed: ok stop! before it degenerates)

I am the sugar that causes your kids to become hyperactive at 11pm

I am the grain of sand that gets in your eye when you wear contact lenses

I am the hole in the condom of that girl you were going to dump but now couldn’t

I am the bird that waits for you to wash your car before i shit on it

I am the fly in your soup

I am the 0.01% of alcohol that puts you over the legal limit and gets you arrested for drunk driving

I am the bad breath just before a big interview

I am the blackout in the middle of your porno download

I am the virus that kills your harddisk just when you’re about to finish your 100page report with no backup

I am Darkwing Duck!

Tagged by Choc Galore

June 30, 2005 at 1:51 pm | Posted in Meme | 2 Comments

Thank you jaschocolate for occupying my time.

3 screen names you have had – gavjosh, gavin, postmaster-general

3 things You like about yourself – wit, sense of humour, my ability to fly (ed: erm… ok, by plane right?)

3 things you dislike about yourself – flabby, easily distracted by women (my kryptonite), lazy (like a donkey)

3 things that scare you – the long lonely nights, growing up, having little postmasters running around

3 of your everyday essentials – money, credit cards, car

3 things you are wearing now – t-shirt, boxers, nothing else (keep dreaming ladies)

3 of your favourite songs – Can’t Take my Eyes off of you, Let’s Do it, Foggy Day in London Town

3 new things you want to try in the next 12 months – Masters program, getting a white house internship, buying furniture for my new apartment

3 things you want in a relationship – love, fun and lots of cuddling

3 things You can’t do without – Oxygen, Food and Water (ha ha… of course)

3 places you want to go on vacation – South Africa (Johannesburg in particular), Eygpt (Cairo in particular), Turkey (Istanbul or bust)

3 things you just can’t do – be a woman (although some days I wish), not think about women (sorry my mind is always on women), sing any song (can’t hold a tune)

3 kid’s names – Andrew, Edward and Georgina (Actually i don’t care)

3 things you want to do before you die – Spend a few years in Eygpt/Lebanon/Turkey, Get my PhD, marry (i’m the marrying kind I think)

3 celebrity crushes – Nicole Kidman (still waiting for the call), Andy Lau (he’s so dreamy) and I dunno… Audrey Hepburn (i know she’s dead, but she was classy)

3 people I want to nominate to complete this tedious exercise -
Finicky Feline (because you know I love you)
Scarlett Ting (because you hurt my feelings)
Mr Miyagi (because I want to know if you read my shit you cute little man you)

LMD’s interview with a wampire

May 31, 2005 at 8:05 pm | Posted in Meme | 2 Comments

So after the musical baton (which I never got thank you very much) comes the interview with a wampire baton or stick or googlygook. Little Miss Drinkalot (Drunkalot) has kindly decided to be my interviewer (we all know she’s mad about me). So sit tight and be prepared to be mindf**ked.

1) Your writings reflect a very hyper personality. Are you this hyper in real-life?

Hyper? who? me? Why what have you heard? More questions to answer questions? What the hell is going on? On a slightly less confused note, for those who know me, I’m generally sedated and quiet. As a child I was always prim and proper [hi mom.] I do like to think that I am still quiet and unassuming. Yet there’s a little voice in my head (ok.. several voices) (ed: he’s not crazy, he just likes to think like that) that tells me to make alot of noise. I realise that I lead two lives. In singapoop I’m quiet and mild mannered, but in the US I’m faster than a speeding ticket. Heh… I’ve always been a little cynical, a little critical and whole lot of crazy. (truth!) and I realised I’ve not answered the question yet, so here goes: Yes I can be hyper in real life, but it depends on the company. Generally my activities tend to indicate a more reflective personality.

2) I notice you end many of your posts with “Yeah buddy!”? Is there any significance at all? Is it a last ditch attempt at expunging the hyperness in you?

Yeah buddy has a story behind it. Some time last year, our chapter (of a book, no i kid, of the fraternity) recieved a consultant. He’s job was largely on expansion (opening new chapters… duh) but he had come to help us with recruitment. He’s favourite line was yeah buddy. And so a legend was born. Anyway I say it sort of in jest, and we use it alot as a degratory term. heh… As for expulsing hyperness I have alcohol, women and this blog (i’m good on two of the three, would LMD like to help with the 3rd one?).

3) You seem to have a fascination with dragons, trolls and elves. But unicorns are iffy. Why?

Because unicorns are the ultimate virgin stealers. I mean they only go to virgin maidens. What the hell is up with them? I mean dragons kill indiscriminately and trolls collect taxes (like the IRAS and IRS… hmmm… a connection maybe?) without discrimination. And elves are just sexy. But those f**king unicorns are such arseholes. I mean seriously where do they get off cornering the market on virgins. Those bastards!

4) What happened to your April crush? Does no news = good news?

My lawyers advised me not to answer this question, but I’m going to anyway. She’s dead. I killed her. I KID! It just puttered out. Not enough time and the distance was going to be huge. No news = I’m available for all the pretty femblogs out there.

5) Tell me one incident in which you were really drunk and did something really stupid. (That you haven’t already written about.) (ed: No lying, please!) (ed’s ed: But if it’s creative enough, I forgive you.)

You mean like the time i lost 12 hours of my life and all I know about it I gathered from my drunk friends. Yeah… Long story. Let us just say that from 12mn to 12noon, I didn’t know what was going on, but I was doing stuff. Heh… Like sleeping on the streets, answering the sobriety quiz perfectly and puking on my friend’s lap. Heh… all good. i have a few good ones. If you want to know more, come meet me, since I prefer to tell it in person. Makes the story more exciting (hint hint LMD).

So there it is folks… the true confessions of a mildly crazy wabbit…hope you enjoyed it.
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