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How about they ban the likes of you?

March 19, 2008 at 10:12 pm | In Being Random | 2 Comments

Reading this in Today really got me peeved. [warning: this is a rant]

Keep S’poreans small, ban char kway teow?

Wednesday • March 19, 2008

Letter from GOH KIAN HUAT

I REFER to the report “Beware! Super-sized S’poreans on way” (March 17).

My nine-year-old daughter, classified as severely overweight, has been attending counselling sessions with food nutritionists at the Health Promotion Board for the past two years.

However, her attempts at losing weight have not been successful. It is easy to list the types of healthy foods one should eat, but difficult to find and eat only these healthy items.

I applaud the initiative in asking fast-food outlets to put healthier options on their menus. They should also provide healthy choices for adults.

McDonald’s could offer vegetables, fruits or desserts with their set meals and Kentucky Fried Chicken could remove the skin before frying the chicken.

Customers should also be able to choose between soft drinks and ones that contain less sugar.

Health Minister Khaw Boon Wan said he eats char kway teow only three to four times a year, and that if we eat this frequently — five to 10 times a month — there will be trouble. I find this is no different from smoking. Should such unhealthy food be allowed to be sold in the first place?

I suggest that the National Environment Agency ensures that its licencees sell healthy, nutritious food.

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Maybe the NEA should ban dumbfucks like you?! The problem with Singaporeans is that they want the bloody gahmen to regulate everything for them. Why can’t you bloody regulate yourself? Your daughter is too fucking fat because you are too fucking lazy to educate her about healthy eating. You’re probably too fucking fat too.

I’m too fucking fat but I don’t blame the gahmen for my woes. I like eating. So if I get fat from my eating, I’m not going to ask the gahmen to regulate the stall holders. No. I’m suppose to regulate myself. Being the weak willed, lazy bugger that I am that is not going to happen, so I’m going to pay with a heart attack some day. At some point I will have to try, but at no point do I want the gahmen to regulate my favorite char kway teow seller.

I think though that the gahmen should ban lame stupid fucks like you. Tons of you out there. Every minor thing also need the fucking gahmen to regulate. Then you turn around and ask why such a nanny state. Because you fucking asked for it, you fucktard. Need a regulation even for fucking with some of you fucknuts out there [ed: are you trying to come up with new ways to use fuck in each sentence].

Bunch of inbred fuckmonkeys [ed:sighs].

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Amen.

Comment by dingo — March 19, 2008 #
You won’t want to hear of what my parents, hawkers of over 20 years, have to say about us Singaporeans.

Comment by Pat Law — March 20, 2008 #