Detention Center Break

February 28, 2008 at 3:51 pm | Posted in But Seriously | 2 Comments

So he escaped during a toilet break

MSK: “Tuan. Tandas break. Boleh?”

ISD guy: “Ok. Go.”

<In Toilet>

MSK thinking: No one here ah? Go steal the cleaner’s clothes.

<MSK Changes into cleaner’s clothes>

Another ISD guy: “Eh Uncle. Toilet clean already ah?”

MSK: “Clean. I go off now.”

<MSK walks right out of Whitley>

Well I speculated it was an escape ala prison break. You know his bro had the map tattooed on his back, then pretends to be a self radicalized Muslim. Get thrown in ISD with his bro. Figures out easiest way is to escape as a toilet cleaning uncle or McDonald’s delivery man. Sneaks in the clothes and MSK walks out.

Another version is MSK cut a deal with the government ala Lai Tek. So now he goes back and reintegrates with JI. He starts providing info about the various cells to the various SE Asian governments. All of this is just wayang. MSK is already on a boat headed for Jakarta accompanied by his handlers from Indonesia’s secret police.

Another one is that MSK is safely in Whitley. It’s just an exercise which only a select few know about. It’s to test if the public will panic, the effectiveness of joint SAF/Police actions, and other aspects of our Total Defense Platform. MSK might not even exist. It’s all a drill. A very realistic drill. In a two days he’ll be “caught” and returned to Whitley.

Or maybe it’s a faceoff situation. Where they change faces. MSK is now faceless in some secret SAF lab, while one of our agent is wearing his face. So now our agent is going to pretend to be MSK and dig out more info about the various JI cells.

Or it’s an Infernal Affairs story. MSK is actually an ISD agent under deep cover. This is all wayang, to increase his street cred in JI. That way he can reveal more info about JI to the various governments.

Think that’s about it. Anyone else got any other speculations about how he just waltzed limped out of there?

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  1. Steal u mean..not still..

  2. thanks.


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