For Want of a Better Title

Ok. I exaggerate. (Ed: as usual)

(1) CO2 poisoning from living too close to a lake that emits the gas frequently

(2) Not paying your income tax on time. Check to see how much you have to pay. 

(3) Set up a new political party in Singapore. 

(4) Being named an Asian Progressive by a foreign newspaper (yes you Mr Brown).

(5) Not saving enough, despite making a lot. 

(6) Being a secondary school dropout, not having a job, getting caught by the police for bad behavior and have a judge say you should enlist to NS early

(7) Not balloting for NDP tickets, and having your kids/wife/parents/in-laws/friends/neighbours/colleagues rub it in that they got the tickets, even though they usual bitch about how much Singapore sucks and that they want to migrate.