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November 27, 2006 at 10:59 pm | Posted in Quizzes | 4 Comments

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm) Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid – Free Online Dating.

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  1. im the battleaxe! muahahhaha
    now i need to find a false messiah lol

  2. MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    i’m sorry.. didn’t mean to be insulting, but.. but… what grim prediction!! my dear PMG turning into the ‘man next door’ who offers backrubs to kids??!!!

    noooo… that’ll be a waste of talent, m’dear. you can always offer your backrubs to me. ;)

  3. sel… yeah supposedly according to bel i give fantastic back rubs. you should’ve come down to DC for some over thanksgiving.

  4. well i don’t know that i’d use to adjective “fantastic.” but not bad lah. hahahah

    and sel’s right. this post was freaking hilarious la. let me know when you begin to “glisten” and i know it’s just a matter of time until you become the crochety old slightly skeezy man next door. hahaha. kidding dear! hahahaha


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