52% AsianJune 6, 2006 at 8:13 am | Posted in Meme | 4 Comments
Taken from my buddy.
[x] You take your shoes off before entering the house
[x] You eat rice often.
[x] You use chopsticks.
[x] You can speak an asian language.
[ ] Your parents want good grades from you.
[ ] Your parents insist you don’t date until college.
[x] Your parents want you to go to Berkeley or some other good university like that. Stanford or Harvard, even better.
[ ] Your parents believe in Feng Shui.
[ ] You listen to those horoscopes/zodiac signs.
[x] Your parents love to gossip with the other parents about you.
[ ] You have relatives other than your immediate family living with you.
[x] Most or all of your friends are asian.
[ ] You don’t even know 10 people who aren’t asian.
[x] Your ancestors came from Asia.
[x] You are obsessed with the computer and can’t get enough.
[ ] You know how to put a computer together.
[ ] You listen to asian music.
[x] You can actually understand the lyrics.
[x] You have to keep things from your parents, even if they’re not bad, because you know they’d THINK it’s bad.
[ ] Your relatives love to bring you clothes that are bright in color with cute cartoons on them. If you’re lucky, it might even have english words on them that don’t make sense.
[x] You love your ethnic food.
[ ] You have taken/still take piano and/or violin.
[ ] Classical music is the best music ever, next to asian music.
[x] You are good at math [except geometry]
multiply by 4
put the product as “__% Asian”
Man… I am barely Asian. =P